This is how you use satire to sell a beverage.
(TBT, Youre safe here.)
Hes…not wrong!

When you drink, it does go down into your stomach, whichisconsistent with the laws of physics.
AsLivelysays in her voiceover, case closed.
In case you need a refresher…reach for a sparkling refreshment!
Blake Lively doesnt drink either, but since Betty Buzz is nonalcoholic, we get it.
She also doesnt use a stylist.
Is there anything this woman doesnt not do?