I wake up at 6 a.m.
I remember that I have no kids to take to school.
So I take an edible, masturbate, and go back to sleep, she began.
Axelle/Bauer-Griffin
Ever on brand, Carlson and Shapiro were unreasonably offended.
Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time?
Are you really upset about how much freedom I have?
Or are you upset that you havent been able to take it away from me yet?
Who needs the birth control pill when your voice is 100% effective?
I think we both know that you are hate-masturbating to me, Handler said.
And Im down with that!
It’s amazing what you’ve got the option to do when you have this much free time.
