It’s very pretty, and she looks very pretty in it.
Now, I absolutely believe that this happened organically and by accident.
It’s a tight dress and the world is an imperfect place.
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It’s not a fake-out attempt to be funny for clout.
It’s an omen.
Old Chrissy is back.
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Remember when Chrissy Teigen was, like, always doing this stuff?
Or more accurately, stuff like this was always happening to her?
Teigen was clumsy as a rom-com heroine.
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She washilariously starstruck by Beyonce.
And she wasnotlike other models.She loved snacks.
She wasjust like us.
Shetrolled her husband’s literal Grammy.
Andhis Sexiest Man Alive cover.Twice.
When Teigen’s posts attracted their own trolls, she built a reputation as aclapback queen.
Another day, anotherepic clapback,we once wrote.
She hadthe best responses.
Likethis one to Kid Rock.
Orthis one to a body-shamer.
When actual backlash got too bad,she’d apologize.
Ordelete thousands of tweets.
She developed a reputation as such a Trump hater that, when Biden was elected,he followed her.
And now…she’s split bring up the back of her dress.
The winds have changed direction.
There’s something in the air.
Can you feel it?
The Teigen bellwether is a-ringin'.
What could it portend?
I don’t know.
But I’m on the lookout.
