Her movie is bombing whileher press tour goes viral.
And where is Dakota Johnson?
Happily enjoying a beach getaway with Chris Martin in Mexico, thankyouverymuch.

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Johnsons spidery new movieMadame Webis gettingso bad its kinda good but mostly badreviews, but honestly?
When was the last good superhero movie anyway?No Way Home?
Im putting my feet up untilDeadpool and Wolverine.

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Okay, web mesh!
Okay, eyelashes!Nakedwith crystals!
Why cant superhero movies be spooky?

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Should…should we put Dakota in a remake ofThe Crow?
Costar Sydney Sweeney got the memo too.
Maybe web pattern is the new leopard.
US actress Dakota Johnson (L) and US actress Sydney Sweeney arrive for the premiere of Sony’s “Madame Web” in Los Angeles, California, on February 12, 2024. (Photo by Frederic J. Brown / AFP) (Photo by FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP via Getty Images)
Or at least the news snakeskin.
I do transcendental meditation.
Ive been really into breathwork recently, and thats been helping me a lot with anxiety.
I will get in a bathtub at any moment, any time of the day.
If in the middle of the day, Im like, Oh, God, what is this world?
Ill get in the bathtub.
I find water really grounding, sherevealed in December.
I dont have a regular [wake-up] time.
It depends on whats happening in my life.
I can easily go 14 hours.