Immediately David pokes his head in from behind a door to admonish her to be honest.

Victoria tries to sidestep with various caveats: My dad…

It’s not a simple answer!

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham

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Okay, in the 80s my dad had a Rolls Royce, she confesses.

Thank you, David says, and closes the door again.

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And that’s the story of how the internet found its new proletariat hero in David Beckham.

This is killing me, reads onetweet.

David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist, reads another.

Why did he gather her like this?