While Trump shouted out all five of his children (yes, even Tiffany!
), he did not mention the name of hisconspicuously absent wife, Melania Trump.
And Baron will be great someday.

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He’s tall and smart.
It’s always possible that Trump originally intended to include Melania in his thank-yous but simply forgot.
Her absence even caused Where’s Melania to trend on Twitter.

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Now, at least for Donald Trump, she’s neither seen nor heard nor even remembered.

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