Listen, I know this is funny in a Is it wine o’clock yet?
novelty mug kind of way, but it’s delightful even so.
It should ring false, but I’m telling you, it’s truly relatable.
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She had a long spiral fracture of the distal metatarsal, a.k.a.
the dancer’s fracture, which usually happens when a ballerina rolls her foot or lands after a jump.
Except my mom got it fromputting her pants on.
Remember when sheface-planted while taking the stage at a charity event?
