Weve reached the end of another long week.
But before we clock out for the weekend, were giving props where theyre due.
Heres to ourWinner of the Week.
It wasnt very good, but we embraced it for fun.
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But heres the difference:Hot Frostyrocks.
From the jump,Hot Frostywants you to know it is Not Like Other Christmas Movies.
But those fairy tales have never been told like this.
Theres something off about the syntax of those sentences, not to mention the logic.
The dawn of time?
Christmas has only existed for a couple thousand years; even creationists admit there was a time before Jesus.
From then on,Hot Frostyis Exactly Like Other Christmas Movies, give or take a shirtless adonis.
Shes not warming herself, in body or soul.
The snowman is played by Dustin Milligan, a.k.a.
This is a gender-flipped version of the problematic born sexy yesterday trope of hot women who have child minds.
The modern Prometheus story, a.k.a.
Did Shelley pen the first true incel novel?
At the heart ofHot Frostyis a romance, and a relatable one at that.
Kathy of Kathys Kafe would rather date an ice himbo than deal with the local dipshits on the market.
By the end (spoiler!
Katy Mixon is a horny doctor.
Ted fromSchitts Creekhas an ice-eating contest with the sheriff.
Joe Lo Truglio shows Ted fromSchitts Creekwhat an I want to make out with you face looks like.
There are stock-footage office buildings (to indicate that they are…downtown?)
followed by a shopping montage set to Pretty Woman.
Older women continue to burst with lust for Ted fromSchitts Creek.
If youre thinking the only thing missing is a dance number, you are so in luck.
There are, technically, themes and character arcs.
Kathy of Kathys Kafe learns to love herself and Ted fromSchitts Creekcarpe diems.
But the appeal ofHot Frostyis best explained by Mixons doctor character.
One in which a mentally damaged criminal is conning her?
Or one where Christmas works miracles?
Not universes Id particularly like to live in.
And despite recent events, it gives me just the tiniest bit of optimism for the real world too.
