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When my friends began entering their childbearing eras, I was tending to my mothers soiled diapers.
I came to understand that same paralyzing panic when she found narcotics.
Before long, I didnt have to just imagine it.
This left plenty for the beer fund but not enough to raise a human.
My mother and I at my wedding in 2013
I wailed to my husband (and several onlookers) that it was time we stopped procreation-ating.
We were going to freeze our embryos.
A brusque woman took my blood and turned me over to her colleague.
Dramatization of me googling
With my bits out, modesty cover askew, the physician cooed, Scooch down,juuuusta little more.
Legs wider too, like.
), the solution came to me.
No villa, just an Amazon loveseat that cost the same as the frock I’m in.
Silk, satin, orlinenwere out of the question.
The answer was a cottonHill House Nap Dress.
No villa, just an Amazon loveseat that cost the same as the frock I’m in.
My moment to dress like an overgrown Victorian-era child had finally come.
If your mind immediately goes to theBridgertonbaronesses, there was in fact a collab done in 2021.
But can you really put a price on an outfit thatll take you from obstetrician to office?
Skirts to Wear From Barre to Bar!).
(Not yet a mom and already paying the kids rent!)
But mostly, I dont want to worry about anyone as much as I did my mother.
