That’smyAmerican Idol right there!
National treasure Kelly Clarkson admitted onstage that she is regretfully heterosexual, which, same.
No relationship is complete without a list of celebrity sexceptions!
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The only snag in the plan?
I just unfortunately like dicks, she added, straight into the microphone.
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The struggle is real!
But also, fellas, time to step up.
Talk to your wives and girlfriends.
Explain that should Kelly Clarkson deem you worthy of a hookup, then up you must hook.
Does she not deserve as much dick as she wants?
And my broken heartturned that shit into art.
Glad she’s reached the snarking-and-joking stage, though!
I was crying so hard, even before separating.
Just like she knows in her heart she likes dicks.
