If you want to date a Kardashian, your best bet is probably tostart playing in the NBA.

And as a fellow single lady, I get where she’s coming from for almost all of these!

They imply it’s the former, but with this fam, you never know.

Kim Kardashian

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The guys coming to the show just don’t check enough boxes on my list, she said.

Yes,Kim, we know you have rather exacting standards.

Number one: Protect me.

Number two: Fight for me.

Number three: Good hygiene.

I mean that’s like a given, I think I should even take that off….

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Number four: Calm.

Five: No mom or dad issues.

Genuinely happy for me.

Successful, she continued, adding, Good teeth.

(Teeth are, like, one of my biggest turn-ons, she said to the producers.

The straighter, the hornier I’ll get.

But not kidding.)

Fun, she went on.

My friends and family love him.

Someone that can be a role model for my kids, especially that my boys can look up to.

No heavy baggage, I have enough.

She later said to the camera: No balding.

We’re just talking about our perfection list.

So, okay, all that in mind…who’s avail for Kim Kardashian?

Joe Alwyn would be…hysterical.

But no, really, Jason Sudeikis?

The hot guy fromQueen Charlotte?

How are his teeth?