But goodness, woman, Los Angeles is in a heat wave!
It’s called a sweat suit, but you’re not actually supposed to sweat in it.
You know what this is?Thisis stealth wealth.
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Remember the capacious bag as a no-status symbol?
This is the opposite of that.
Her bag has capacity only for all the fucks she gives: none.

SPOT, SOVE
Yes, Jennifer Lopez’s outfit just called me poor and rolled its eyes at my chipped manicure.
I didn’t know this was a fancy place!