Sorry,Carmela, we (Rihannaand I) aresoover themob-wife aesthetic.

According to my girl, we’re all dressing like Adriana la Cerva, a.k.a.

the mob girlfriend, now.Capisce?!

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To keep the early-00s vibe alive, she accessorized with a furry clutch and killer black pointed-toe pumps.

I justknowRiRi hadthis photoof Adriana, played by Drea de Matteo, on her mood board.

Unlike the mob wife, the mob girlfriend is a little more playful, a little bit sexier.

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Where they do align, however, is with impeccable taste in jewelry and terrible taste in men.

Rihanna, of course, is only playing dress-up.

She’s way too busy being a billionaire to get caught up in the waste management business.

Oh, and she buys her own jewels.