Magic Mike: The Last Dancewas almost Salma Hayek Pinault’s last dance, apparently.

So, instead of putting my hands to protect my head, I just held on to the pants.

Hes like, Put your hands up, and Im like, No, no, no, no.

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I said, Whats wrong with me?

You nearly killed me!

If you’re going to start somewhere, why not Channing?

You know what, I deserve it, she said.

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