The truth, it turns out, is neither as exciting nor salacious as all that.

Girl just likes to boogie.

Blessedly, BuzzFeed captured a screengrab of the post, so you cansee the evidence here.

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And uh, thats all, folks!

Hes just been a light.

A complete light in my life, she added.

Selena Gomez Just Addressed Her Relationship to Edgar Ramírez

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Hes my best friend.

I love telling him everything.

Well, her bestie besides Ramirez.

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Best friend isnt a person,its a tier.

This aint the town fromFootloose;dancing is neither a sin nor a crime.

But you know what is really annoying?

People posting, then immediately deleting things.

Youre making my job harder.

The internet is forever.