The truth, it turns out, is neither as exciting nor salacious as all that.
Girl just likes to boogie.
Blessedly, BuzzFeed captured a screengrab of the post, so you cansee the evidence here.

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And uh, thats all, folks!
Hes just been a light.
A complete light in my life, she added.
Gisela Schober
Hes my best friend.
I love telling him everything.
Well, her bestie besides Ramirez.

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Best friend isnt a person,its a tier.
This aint the town fromFootloose;dancing is neither a sin nor a crime.
But you know what is really annoying?
People posting, then immediately deleting things.
Youre making my job harder.
The internet is forever.