I am a Taylor Swift fan.

Saw her in Vegas and I have tickets for LA.

When I read the news abouther breakupwith Joe Alwyn, I texted three different people.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn at the Golden Globe Awards in 2020.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn at the Golden Globe Awards in 2020

So believe me when I say I have no hate in my heart for the fandom.

But seriously, guys, this is a streeeeeeetch.

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You know, a scooter.

LIKE SCOOTER BRAUN, SWIFT’S NEMESIS!!!!!!!!!

ICYMI,Braunis a music exec who countsDemi LovatoandJustin Bieberamong his management clients.

Anyway, stream Vigilante Shit.

Swifties going after Braun is one thing.

He is, after all, the subject of Swifts main beef to date.

But Alwyn posing with a scooter seems…like maybe not a thing?

Just because Blondie likes to communicate using symbols doesnt mean everyone shes ever met has to as well!

And Scooter is a nickname.

His name is Scott.

Are we boycotting Scotland now?

How far are we taking this?

I think there are just a lot of these scooters near the set.