Damn,Taylor Swiftismad.
And this isntReputation,which expressed a carefully curated, easily monetizable anger with a cute little snake mascot.
Ive joked often that we now live in a Swift monoculture, but its kind of true.
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Then she started datingTravis Kelce, and well, we all know what happened next.
It really feels like Swift is inescapable.
And it does not seem to be waning at all.
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She literally took over the Super Bowl.
Its always been very obvious that this is what she wants.
If Swifties are monsters, Taylor is their Frankenstein.
The schism, it appears, came over her extremely ill-fated whirlwind fling with The 1975s Matty Healy.
In one song, titled The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, she lets him have it.
Ill tell you somethin bout my good name.
It’s mine alone to disgrace.
I don’t cater to all these vipers dressed in empath’s clothing.
But honestly, what did she expect?
After all, with Kelce, she is more out in the open than ever, andapparently loves it.
Of course this has consequences!
How can it be?
If youre a Swiftie feeling sad about this though, dont be.
It appears the rage Swift felt was actually just a brief moment in time.
Which explains my plea here today of temporary insanity.
The thing is though, I liked the song.
Turns out she is, but just a little.
Stephanie McNeal is a senior editor atGlamourand the authorofSwipe Up for More!
Inside the Unfiltered Lives of Influencers.
