Youll have heard about Prince Harrystell-all memoir,Spare,by now, whether you wanted to or not.
From there, the books words will etch themselves into the deepest grooves of your memory.
Sorry about all that.
Prince Harry.
I had to do some priming.
Turns out they are.
So theres another little fact to shout at the overworked orderly in the years hence.
Its a pretty stark diversion from the Windsor clans usually steadfast commitment to decorum.
Harrys ears, cheeks, and penis got frostbitten.
His circumcised penis, that is.
I was snipped as a baby.
(I assume!)
The big freeze is not the only bit of body horror that has made headlines from this memoir.
Thats a great burn to levy between brothers.
But then this: Harry noted that with the balding, Williams resemblance to their late mother had faded.
Harrys brother was, in a way, unrecognizable to him.
And whats more horrifying than that?
To some, watching the whole exercise might register as the real body horror here.
After all, sometimes getting all the sick out is the only relief you could find.
This story was originally published inVanity Fair.
