Gwyneth Paltrow was recently foundnot liablefor the 2016 accident involving the Academy Awardwinning actor and a retired optometrist.

She was awarded $1, and the rest of us were awarded incredible memes.

Well, internet crush is probably more appropriate because Gwyneth Paltrow’s hot lawyer James Egan isreportedly married.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski trial.

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Gwyneth’s attorney James Egan?

Its weird, he responded.

He had his birthday during the trial and I haven’t seen him.

Personally, I feel the trial was over far too soon.

Guess we’ll just have to wait for Ryan Murphy’s inevitable next season ofAmerican Crime Story.

Do you think Henry Cavill would be down to play James Egan?