Ivanka and Melania Trump should not be associated with any of thatlegal mumbo jumbogoing on with the former president.
They dont even know what a perp walk is.
They literally havent spoken to anyone except their children in weeks.

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Never heard of her.
Okay, Im exaggerating.
Then the stories ofTrumps pre-arrest celebrationscame rolling in (show tunes and fist pumping were reportedly involved).

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Of course, there is also the other explanation.
At least, not anymore.
(Its not like this is unheard-of, FWIW.
Publicists have been feeding tabloids favorable scoops under the guise of inside sources since forever.)
So, Im supposed to believe Ivanka is, what, a bland lifestyle influencer now?
I just dont buy it.
Kathleen Walsh is a contributing writer atGlamour.you might follow her on Twitter@kath_walsh.