According to the (infamously unreliable) internet.
On your mark, get set,goooooo!
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They were spotted chatting, so that’s something?
Send Shakira a cake, Tom!
Sounds like a completely unbiased reporting of the facts to me!
This pairing is so chaotic and random that people can’t help but speculate…and freak out.
Some people made jokes, like Hes going on an impossible mission to ensure those hips really dont lie.
Others simply advised Shakira to run from the, um,uniquestar.
I can see it.
Neither the Church of Scientology nor the Church of Shakira pays taxes, so they have that in common.
But the question remains: How does Shakira feel about jumping out of planes?
That is, after all, the true love of Tom Cruise’s life!
