Baby Barker will already have so much going for him.

Is that…a play on Blink-182?

She likes Audemars, which, you know what, makes Rocky Thirteen seem pretty normal.

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At least we’d all know how to spell it.

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Then again…Reign.

Also, if my calculations are correct, this baby will be Kris Jenner’s 13th grandchild.

He’s now, legally, Aire.

On the Barker side of things, we have the previously mentioned Alabama and son Landon.

Am I the only one who thinks Travis Barker should name the kid Goat Barker?

Or Vegas after their first (attempted) wedding?

Or Portofino, after their real, Italian wedding?

Just spitballin' for ya!