Soccer fans are so chill, you know?

Youve never met a calmer group of people!

What am I going to do to protect him?

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham

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The night of Brooklyns birth, David adds, the newborn slept next to Victoria.

Im sleeping with my head against the door.

Because I was paranoid that someone was gonna steal him, the footballer says.

British footballer David Beckham and wife pop star Victoria Beckham attend the MOBO awards at the Royal Albert Hall on…

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You know its meant to be a happy moment.

And it was a happy moment, of course.

But I was worried.

But when there was kidnap threats, thats when it got scary.

Adds Victoria, We were getting kidnapping threats right from when we had Brooklyn….

Imagine having a baby and having death threats.

David had to play knowing this was all going on.

And I was on my own in an apartment with a baby.

Id go to the games with Brooklyn, and the abuse was…its hard to explain.

She also recalls a cruel song fans would sing at her.

We did not know what to do.

It felt like we were drowning.

All over a game!

This is the nation of keeping calm and carrying on?

Ive seenThe Crown(well, some of it; its so slow).

Arent you people supposed to berepressed?

England…c’mon get a grip.

I dont know how you all spell things, but get one.